My twitter feed tells me that Paris Hilton was arrested for smoking dope at the Netherlands – Brazil game in PE this evening.
Well if twitter says so, then it must be true.
Now please don’t judge me by what I’m about to tell you, but I actually follow Paris Hilton on Twitter. Hey, what can I say, she fascinates me.
So this is what she tweeted about two hours ago (around 8:30pm):
Before the bust? After the bust? In the back of the cop van on the way to the station? Your guess is as good as mine.
So another exciting development at the world cup. Will be interesting to see what happens and how it plays out.
I suppose if anyone is going to get bust for smoking a bit of weed at a World Cup Game, it would be at the Dutch game, right? And if anyone is gong to get bust for a little coke, that would be at a Brazilllian game. The drug sniffing dogs at the stadium last night mustn’t have known which way to turn first.
Thinking about Paris getting bust made me think about Paris in handcuffs, I bet she’d rock those biatches.
Only Paris could turn the handcuff into a fashion accessory.
The Prison Bracelet:
Or just damn friggin‘ cute!
Or perhaps in the spirit of that game drive that she may or may not be going on next week, animal print: