Did you know that in South Africa we have our very own MILF Dating Website?
No I did not know that.
Every day really is a school day.
For those of you who’ve spent the last ten years living under a large boulder whilst wearing ear phones (maybe listening to Celine Dion or Billy Ray Cirus) and with your eyes covered, MILF is an acronym for ‘Mothers I’d Like to Fuck’. No really, serius, it’s true, I’m not making this up, it’s a real thing. Look there’s even an entry for it in Encyclopaedia Wikipedia, over here. Basically they say that:
‘It’s a common colloquial term generally regarded as vulgar when spelled out. It denotes a sexually attractive mother, generally between 30 and 50 years of age, though possibly any age.’
To be clear, I myself am not a MILF, as I am not a mother. So am no expert on the subject, and I’m certainly not here to judge, so I shall just attempt to report it as I see it.
Here’s the title page from the site itself:
I see that their pay off line up there is ‘Experienced women looking for love!’
Look, the way I see it, if you really are an experienced woman, surely you should know by now that if you’re looking for love at http://www.milfdating.com/, you might just be looking in the wrong place.
Loving, yes. Love, I don’t think so.
Although Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher may agree to disagree.