it's date week.

welcome to Date Week.

WARNING: THIS POST WILL HURT SENSITIVE EYEBALLS AND THOSE WHO HAVEN’T HAD COFFEE YET!

this is how it works. every day this week i’m going to profile a different weird and wonderful dating website.

i already covered dating for cat lovers over here and a cool amish dating website over here. at the time i really thought those took the cake. but since then i’ve discovered a whole horde of fucking mad dating sites that i never dreamed possible. each is so incredibly bizarre that it deserves a post of it’s own. hence date week.

today is monday, which is a pretty shitty day of the week if you ask me, so i thought it apt to discuss this dating website… yes, it’s for adults who like to wear diapers.

no, you read right. grown persons who like to poop into a huggies on occasion.

yes folks, it takes all kinds to build this funny old world of ours. and it turns out even mad folk need to find that special somebody.

and they can do so over here, at diaper mates dot com.

i wish i could say i understood it. but i don’t. then again i don’t understand algebra either.

why would you (not you, but these people) want to wear nappies? i don’t get it!

since i’m not quite sure what else to say about it and you may not believe me unless i show you, here are a few profiles from the site:

this is dave. he likes long walks on the beach (in diapers), dancing (in diapers), wearing diapers (in diapers) and anything to do with himself (in diapers):

and meet bambino. he wants to treat you like a princess. on condition you’re willing to call him a naughty boy, give him a good spanking and send him off to bed without any din dins.


and it’s not just the boys who are off their rockers in this department, surprisingly there are a ton of girls on the site too, this is baby lizzie, in all her craziness:

baby ‘mad-pants’:


and baby ‘you’ve-got-to-be-fucking-kidding-me’:

baby johnnie in his crib:


and baby stewie, who seriously needs some therapy!


dude you’re old enough to be your own grandfather, wtf!

okay, these pictures are starting to make me feel queazy, if you want to see more you’ll have to visit the site yourself. but i warn you, it’s a weird and crazy place!

come back tomorrow for more Date Week – tuesday is dating for trekkies.


12 responses to “it's date week.”

  1. Ninnles says:

    Oh my gawd! I’m a little creeped out.

  2. Bella says:

    Oh My God! WoW. There are some seriously disturbed people out there.

  3. wozzel says:

    nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

  4. Gail says:

    the “peed my pants” tick box under your post takes on a whole new dimension when preceded by this! 🙂 made my day – high five!

  5. If I were wearing a diaper, I would have peed in them.

    Just when I thought I had seen everything… including the strange people at the dog shows I’m dragged to with my mother… you open another one of pandora’s boxes.

    Thanks, now I will be even more petrified to leave the house, walk down the baby aisle in Pick ‘n Pay, in fear of bumping into someone who is packing more than junk in their trunk… God save us all!

  6. I’d do baby madpants — but I’m not changing her afterwards, or before, or ever.

  7. Wicked Shawn says:

    How pissed (oh yeah, that was a fucking pun, and a good one, if I do say so myself) am I that bambino would be simply hawt if he took that damn diaper off and acted like a man instead of a freak??!! WTF??!! Nice find! I can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings. I would definitely have to add this to my list of Why Would I?’s from last night’s post, because, well, obviously, why would I????

  8. pattypunker says:

    holy shit! (since wicked shawn sent me here, i thought i’d put a pun in too.)

    recently i just learned about a hot carl which is the act of putting seran-wrap on ones face and proceeding to take a hot steamy shit on the seran-wrap, thus letting them feel the warmth of the poo on their face.

    love me a shitty monday morning.

  9. Paige says:

    patty, it’s called a ‘hot carl’? really? and carls the world over cringe in their seats. that’s truly bizarre, i’ve never actually heard of that (promise, really i haven’t). people are strange. all of us included. (see i said us, not me, craziness loves company!)

    crazy creative, you go to dog shows! that’s awesome, i want to come too.

    bob melon, i love the fact that you’d do her. dude, really? she’s wearing a nappy! that has to add a whole new base. if third base is getting into a girl’s panties, this is like eleventh base or something.

  10. Paige,

    Really, really. She’s cute in her nappy. And we can probably drive really far without stopping at a “comfort station.”

    Nowadays nappys have velcro so getting to the base would actually be easier — maybe only a second and a half base.

  11. Paige says:

    bob, i like a guy who can think around corners.

    chicks and rest stops can be a bit of a problem on a road trip.

    alright then, have at her. respect.

  12. Jason Carpp says:

    I don’t find it offensive at all. Wearing diapers may not be for everyone, for various reasons, but I’m sure there are people who prefer to wear diapers and to use them, than to have to stop what they’re doing, even for a few minutes, to relieve themselves. Although one usually associates wearing diapers with infantilism, disabilities, and/or elderly, I know there are people who, for various reasons, aren’t able to make it to the toilet to pee, etc. That doesn’t make them weird, sick, or a freak.

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