welcome to Date Week.
WARNING: THIS POST WILL HURT SENSITIVE EYEBALLS AND THOSE WHO HAVEN’T HAD COFFEE YET!
this is how it works. every day this week i’m going to profile a different weird and wonderful dating website.
i already covered dating for cat lovers over here and a cool amish dating website over here. at the time i really thought those took the cake. but since then i’ve discovered a whole horde of fucking mad dating sites that i never dreamed possible. each is so incredibly bizarre that it deserves a post of it’s own. hence date week.
today is monday, which is a pretty shitty day of the week if you ask me, so i thought it apt to discuss this dating website… yes, it’s for adults who like to wear diapers.
no, you read right. grown persons who like to poop into a huggies on occasion.
yes folks, it takes all kinds to build this funny old world of ours. and it turns out even mad folk need to find that special somebody.
and they can do so over here, at diaper mates dot com.
i wish i could say i understood it. but i don’t. then again i don’t understand algebra either.
why would you (not you, but these people) want to wear nappies? i don’t get it!
since i’m not quite sure what else to say about it and you may not believe me unless i show you, here are a few profiles from the site:
this is dave. he likes long walks on the beach (in diapers), dancing (in diapers), wearing diapers (in diapers) and anything to do with himself (in diapers):
and meet bambino. he wants to treat you like a princess. on condition you’re willing to call him a naughty boy, give him a good spanking and send him off to bed without any din dins.
baby johnnie in his crib: