I'm partial to a penis

Andrea Pritschow is partial to a penis.

I guess I can relate. I too am fond of the penis. At the right time and place of course.

From what I can gather, Andrea is an artist. She created this series of collections of crochetted penises, called; ‘My Hard Go On’, ‘About a Boy’ and ‘A Lover You Don’t Have to Have’.

they come in all shapes and sizes. (As they do.) From flesh coloured:

To stripey:

And with one green and one yellow ball:

although guys, if you’re experiencing either a stripey shlong, or have multicoloured balls, i know a good doctor, and i’m sure it’s nothing a couple of shots of penicillin can’t fix.

she makes them life-sized and keyring sized:

And as decorations for your Christmas tree:

I mean isn’t that what you’ve always wanted for Christmas? I know I have. Although I prefer my penises a little less on the soft and bendy side.

Here’s an aerial view of one:

and circumsized:

What’s the point I wonder? To keep your vagina warm in winter maybe?

According to Pritschow, pictures of her knitted penile art collections were originally censored by MySpace, but now that they’re in galleries all over the show they’ve become more acceptable.

here’s the whole range in a shot:

shame, penis envy for those little ones i would imagine.

According to the collection write-up ‘..They break free from ‘hardcore’ phallic symbols in that they are cute, soft and squishy.’

See, she’s even created these cute little worlds with them.

I’m not quite sure what she’s trying to say here, but I can think of a number of times in my life when i too have wanted to stick some pins in my man’s penis and then shoot at it with a rifle.

is it wrong that this one makes me think of a miellie?