Happy Monday. Except for everyone who went to the Loeries Awards this weekend. Then it’s a not so happy monday with a monster-sized hangover. Shhhhh…. okay, I’ll whisper this column:
A MILLION MILES FROM NORMAL – By Paige Nick
HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP?
Do you think he does more around the house than the average guy? I’d love to ask his girlfriend. He certainly wouldn’t have any excuse not to take out the rubbish, change a light bulb, or fix the dripping tap, it’s not like he’s got his hands full.
I wonder if this is all part of our natural evolution? It would probably be arrogant for us to assume that we simply went from amoebas to monkeys to our current human form and then stopped evolving. We’re not that perfect as we are, are we?
I did read somewhere that we are already developing stronger, bigger, more flexible thumbs and fingers from all the texting and Play Station playing that we do as a species. So maybe this is just another one of the tiny little ways our bodies are changing to help us cope better with our lifestyle.
Who knows, maybe fifty or a hundred years from now, six fingers on each hand and six toes on each foot will be the norm, and people with only twenty digits will be so last century, and really crap at Guitar Hero.
Or perhaps I’m being incredibly gullible here and those images I saw of Mr 24 are actually Photoshopped. Maybe this is like people with three nipples, or people who win the lottery – everyone knows someone, who knows someone who has three nipples, or has won the lottery, but nobody’s ever actually seen it with their own two (or three) eyes.
I checked out Wikipedia (where else?) and unlike Polydactylism (when you have extra digits) which is currently quite rare, it turns out that having three nipples is pretty common. In fact Dr Wikipedia says they are diagnosed in one in eighteen men. Damn! I know eighteen men, I wonder which one of them has a third nipple?
For the ladies with three nipples (1 in 50) it must take the load off the other two when it comes to breast feeding, and it does provide more choices when it comes to piercing, so it could very well be part of the master plan of evolution.