fran and theodore burns, hello, hoezit, heya!
really glad you’re here, thought i’d say hello and thanks for joining. this isn’t a cult, promise. you don’t have to hand over all your money and posessions, unless you want to.
please enjoy your stay.
A freelance advertising copywriter, author and columnist.
but if you do want to hand over all your money and posessions please drop me a line first 🙂
Haha, hello. 🙂 Thanks for the greeting!