If you are French, you like to eat croissant.
And you say it cwasson’, not croysant as the spelling may indicate.
You also annoy people with your thinness, and poise, and the fact that even though you live on a steady diet of cwasson’ and baguette, you somehow still manage to remain permanently thin, or how you say… ‘svelte’.
And, if you’re French, when you go looking for your copy of A Girl Walks into a Bar, it will look like this:
And if you are French, you can get it ici. (That means here in French.)
Voila! (You know what that means.)