online dating is hysterical!
87.999% of the time it’s just a bunch of completely horny lunatics who have thrown themselves onto the internet with high hopes and low standards.
below is a pretty average profile that one might come across if one was a 30 something chick living in cape town looking for a match.
it all seems perfectly normal… until.
what does ‘ask me later’ mean?
it’s not an essay question!
surely you’re either single, married, divorced, separated, engaged, in a relationship or widowed?
does he not know his marital status? did he forget it while he was driving to work this morning?
what’s the bet he’s actually married and his wife thinks he’s just surfing http://www.rugby365.com/?
i emailed him and asked what ‘ask me later’ means. but i didn’t get a response. so i guess when he said ‘ask me later’ he actually meant ‘ask me much much much later, like after we’ve shagged’. nice try buddy.