do you like cocking?

a new profile on the dating website just caught my eye. there’s a screen shot of it below.

(sorry, i’m such a fucking laggard that it’s of lower quality than britney spears. so just in case you can’t read it without your glasses, i’ve also transcribed it word for word below in purple.)

‘He describes his ideal match thus:
An acceptable good looking woman. honest, faithful and good personality. Christian and God fearing. Listen to gospel music. Enjoy cocking, reading and going out for fun.’

i like a guy who is honest. one who’s not afraid to put it out there for all the world to see that he is looking for a God-fearing woman who likes gospel music and a bit of ‘cocking’.
i wonder if he’d still be interested if she was a God-fearing gospel lover who likes cooking, but hates cocking?


One response to “do you like cocking?”

  1. it is important to fear God. He may strike you down dead for dating such an asshole.

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