alright, it’s pretend holiday week here at a million miles, and today we have three destinations to choose from.
shall we go to Why, Arizona:
with a population of approximately 113 people at the last count, it’s major export is, well nothing really, it only has 113 people for christ’s sake, what did you expect?
i would imagine it’s major export is teenagers. i bet once they hit eighteen they’re outta there. (all heading for Because, Missouri, no doubt.)
ok, so if it’s not Why, then how about:
although they do give you a heads up there on the crocodiles, which kind of gives away the surprise a little, doesn’t it?
and if lake surprise is a little too predictable for you, then how about this place:
it’s in wales.
i think i wanna hear their national anthem.
ooh and i’d also want to call the town’s information desk over and over again, just to hear the lady answer the phone repeatedly
‘Llan–vire–pooll–guin-gill-go-ger-u-queern–drob–ooll–llandus–ilio–gogo–goch, this is gillian speaking, how can i help you?’
until she either goes mad or physically ties her tongue in a knot. that would be cool.
love the little sign under – “way out”
If I was living in Arizona, I would be asking Why, too…. 😉
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