date a gay millionaire NOW.

i was surfing the net and this ad popped up on the page i was viewing:

yes NOW! right this second. drop whatever it is you’re doing and go on a date with a gay millionaire. i insist.

do you think the gay millionaire is the one in front, or the one behind? i’m going to go with the one behind because he can afford a t-shirt.

and one has to ask, what’s with the fanned collar-of-cash? if you have enough money can you buy one of those?

this ad amused me no end.

i wonder what the criterion are to date a gay millionaire? do you need to be gay yourself, or also a millionaire, or merely just interested in dating a gay millionaire?

because i must just say, i’d fucking love to date a gay millionaire. it would be like going out with your best friend, only there’d be more cash to splash. fun!

although sadly, i doubt that a gay millionaire is sitting at home waiting for me to call him.

i went to check out their website:

i can’t decide whether that guy looks less gay, or less like a millionaire. and what is that behind him? can anyone tell? i see the plant, but what’s that white matress looking thing? are they moving a mattress into his office? makes sense i suppose.

imagine the kind of guy who responds to that sort of ad? somehow i suspect a couple of those gay millionaires are ultimately going to end up asking for their money back. what’s left of it.