welcome to today. a rather exciting day here at A Million Miles from Normal. i have a hangover. that’s not the exciting part, that’s pretty much normal. the exciting part is that you might remember last year over here i mentioned that i’d signed a book deal with penguin south africa. well the book is…
Category: a million miles from normal
the only sad post you'll ever read here.
if you’ve ever visited this blog before you’ll know that i don’t write about sad stuff. i write about smut and penises of all different shapes and sizes and bad dates and vagina necklaces. but not sad things. so apologies – i’m breaking away from the norm. promise it’s a one time only thing. some…
it's a penguin that's also a biscuit. genius!
i have news. and it feels so big that it deserves a message dragged behind a plane, or a naked dancing cowboy, or a free bottle of Johnnie Walker Black Label for every one of you followers, at the very least. but times are tough and so all i can afford is this typed drum…