Camel toe

I have this fabulous old friend (he’s not old, he’s younger than me, i’ve just known him for a long time, hence the old) anyway, I digress. His name is Wallace, and he used to say a very wise thing; ‘Every day is a school day.’

Too true, don’t you think? A wise old thing is Wallace. (Again, he’s not old, that’s a term of endearment.)

So today was indeed a school day and I learnt a couple of things.

But here is the craziest thing I learnt.

So we all know what a camel toe is, right?

You know, when a girl wears her pant too tight, like this:

Yes, that picture was taken at the 2010 Camel Toe Olympics. And they all won gold medals.

But did you know there’s also a ‘Moose Knuckle’? True fricken’ story. There’s a ‘Moose Knuckle’. I didn’t know, and when I found out I laughed my ass off.

According to our friends at Wikipedia (Oh my goodness, what would I do without you Wikipedia?) it’s:

Moose Knuckle is a slang term that refers to the outline of a human male’s genitals showing through clothes at the crotch. It is the male equivalent of cameltoe.

Ta daaaaah:

And at the Moose Knuckle Olympics:

Oh my goodness, it couldn’t be any funnier if it tried.
Did you all know about this thing all along and nobody’s ever thought to tell me, or is this new to you too? Let me know.

Moose Knuckle, bwahahahahahahahhahaa.



7 responses to “Camel toe”

  1. Me, Jade says:

    I knew. But not in the same context.

    I saw a picture of the worst camel toe in the world (an American, er, lady wearing a pink tracksuit in the audience of Jerry Springer. Saying she was obese would be a generous description of her proportions). It was captioned, Moose Knuckle, Camel Toe’s ugly sister. You can Google image it and it pops right up.

    So yeah. Scarred.

  2. Paige says:

    Scarred and scared. Not sure I can look.

  3. Maryx says:

    Yeah I knew. Thought you of all people would know. Sorry hey. =) Uuuuuuuuuugggggggggllllllyyyyyyyy!!!!!

  4. Me, Jade says:

    Look Paige, look. You can do it. I believe in you.

  5. Paige says:

    Look what you made me do!
    I looked.
    My eyes are bleeding. You broke my eyes!

  6. haha! I defo have learnt something new today!

  7. Anonymous says:

    excuse me! but as a respectable man I jus dont dress like that, and besides if I did it would look like the whole freekn moose was in there!!!Never mind his toe, Its a curse!! I swear!

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