We’re so accustomed to people getting boob jobs that we don’t really think about it so much anymore. But when you really think about the concept of it, don’t you think boob jobs are weird? Who was the first person who thought to do it?
Maybe this guy:
A lady I work with sent that out. I think it’s hee-larious.
If anyone calls that number let us know what he says, and how much for a pair of double d’s, I’m curious.
Although I must warn you, like my mother always used to say, you get what you pay for, so if you choose to go down that route, this is how you might end up:
With weird tubular shaped boobs. How odd. Not so sure what she’s smiling about. Maybe she hasn’t seen this picture yet.
Or you could go the other way and end up like this:
Or like this:
Dear Lady, Why? Love Paige.
How does she sleep?
Moral of the story, if you find your boob surgeon on the side of the road, he may not be the right boob surgeon for you. I’m just saying.