Boob jobs gone bad

We’re so accustomed to people getting boob jobs that we don’t really think about it so much anymore. But when you really think about the concept of it, don’t you think boob jobs are weird? Who was the first person who thought to do it?
Maybe this guy:




A lady I work with sent that out. I think it’s hee-larious.

If anyone calls that number let us know what he says, and how much for a pair of double d’s, I’m curious.
Although I must warn you, like my mother always used to say, you get what you pay for, so if you choose to go down that route, this is how you might end up:

With weird tubular shaped boobs. How odd. Not so sure what she’s smiling about. Maybe she hasn’t seen this picture yet.

Or you could go the other way and end up like this:

Or like this:

Dear Lady,
Why?
Love Paige.

How does she sleep?

Moral of the story, if you find your boob surgeon on the side of the road, he may not be the right boob surgeon for you. I’m just saying.
Happy Friday wonderfuls.


10 responses to “Boob jobs gone bad”

  1. I cannot imagine trying to sleep either!

  2. FarmGirl says:

    No boob job for me! Ever.

  3. Tor Hershman says:

    & Boob Dylan sings
    Knockers On Heaven’s Door

  4. Dummy says:

    I love big boobs and i cannot lie!!!!!

  5. Peter says:

    I’ll tell you why, Lady, I’ll tell you why.

    Since they are clearly no good for sex or suckling, they must be symptomatic of the other insatiable feminine desire – Sensation.

    Kind of like Paris, “She advertises all her goods, but she is yet to deliver anything.”

    Take heed – too much of a good thing turns out quite terrible.

    Peter.

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  6. Imagine being pregnant and having your weird boobs expand on the basis of breastfeeding soon – on top of negotiating your sleeping patterns and clothing, and secretly worrying about your implants exploding on impact.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Why are they so shiny?

  8. Anonymous says:

    Omg fuck that

  9. mjclemm says:

    I wouldnt have the balls to fall asleep next to her… If that bohimit rolled over she would smother your ass! Damn, does she really think that looks good? Ashame a doctor is allowed to do that disfiguring to any person.. DISCUSTING… And if a dude got a “fake” “rod”, girls would just laugh at him. “hey, I got 12″ for ya”. Yea but it’s “fake” ewwwww.. EXACTLY… EEWWWWWW way way to big ….

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