I understand a boy blow-up doll, like this one:

And I understand a girl blow-up doll, like this one:
I get it. It’s funny, it’s cute, it’s ironic, it adds the perfect finishing touch to just about any fancy dress outfit.
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The blow-up doll is the one on the left. |
But i just don’t get blow-up animal dolls.

A pig, really? Why?
Fine if they’re just for jokes. Pull out a blow-up cow at a bachelor party, or get your mate a blow-up sheep if he’s emigrating to Australia. Har har har, good one, Bruce.
But my question is this, are there people out there that use them for real? Really? What’s that about?
Can’t get a date?
Like the smell of plastic?
Not much of a people’s person?

Dudes, dudettes, seek therapy.
If there are people who use them for real….GROSS.
Cow-A-Bunga!
Duude.
Talk about “makin bacon”.
Gives a whole new meaning to “Porky Pig”.
I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your horse up?
I could go on all night, but theres a wooly vixen waiting for me.
Baaaaa!!
Kaloo, saw you ordered a plastic hippo? Dude! Craziness, let me know when it arrives. bwhahahaha.