a letter from G-d.

i saw this and it made me think of you.

it’s an email to you, yes you, from G-d.

you’d think he’d have a more interesting signature, right?

also being the man upstairs you’d think he’d have more influence over the postal service. he sent it in 2004 and we only just recieved it. i understand that the mail is a little slower at this time of year, but this is ridiculous.

anyway no need to stress about it, i don’t think it’s actually from the real G-d. if it was i’m almost positive the punctuation would be better.

i mean i’m with him on the all lower case thing, but he’s missing a full stop and a question mark. he created them, he should have some idea how to use them. i’m just saying!



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