It’s tough being a mom, it’s a 24 hour a day, 369 day a year job. Or so I’ve heard.
I’m not a mom myself, but i have 12 nieces and nephews and most of my mates have bred and spawned dumplings, so i have noticed that it’s a bit of a crazy job, and it doesn’t surprise me when moms go a bit off the deep end or drink lots of wine. But this… this is quite insane on an entirely different level.
You have to wonder why these children’s beauty pageant moms do this? Are they living vicariously through their little ones, do they wish it was them on that stage, are they bored or just a little touched? Who knows.
These kids get fake hair, fake nails, false eyelashes, false teeth and fake tans, and the moms spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on them every year. In fact the child beauty pageant industry is a $5 billion a year industry.
Beauty Pageant moms scare me. Forget ex-cons, you wouldn’t want to meet one of these chicks in a dark alley when she’s pre-menstrual.
Something tells me she’d get medieval on your ass.
But their little darlings smile on regardless. In about fifteen to twenty years time these little girls are going to be all grown up, and only then will we get to see the true extent of the damage that’s been done.
Mark my words, there will be a sudden influx of memoirs coming out entitled ‘Being a Child Beauty Queen Really Fucked me Up’ and ‘The Life and Times of a Child Pageant Winner in Rehab.’
How old do you think these kids are? Not being a mom myself I find it tricky to judge.