sometimes i don’t completely get some of the things i find on the internetweb.
this is one of those times.
can someone, anyone explain it to me please?
is it meant to be porn?
is it meant to be music?
musical porn? it could be a whole new genre of performance. phantom of the labia. or grease (insert dirty laugh here. ooh i said insert. suddenly everything is dirty.)
oh wait, i’ve digressed. back to this.
there’s this website i found on the internetweb: wetriffs.com
as i said, i don’t really get it, and it’s a little strange.
the maker of this website says: (and i quote here for authenticity) ‘lamenting the lack of guitar-in-the-shower pictures on the internet, I put up this site for people to create and submit them.’
there’s a lack of guitar-in-the-shower pictures on the internet? really? to be honest i hadn’t noticed. i’ve probably just been too busy looking at naked pictures of men. of which i must tell you there doesn’t seem to be a lack at all. in fact they are quite generous and bountiful and well-built.
so back to naked doods and chicks in the shower with guitars.
here are some of the pics off the site. and that’s all it is really. people have submitted pictures of themselves in the shower with guitars.
quoi? anyone, anyone?
i like that one. she’s really feeling it, and those droplets look cool. i haven’t judged too many ‘in the shower with a guitar’ shots in my time, but i would imagine this is quite a good one.
ok, another one doing the rocker symbol with his fingers. although dude, i’m sure you have to lose some points, that’s not a real guitar, is it?
shower – check. guitar – check. chick trying to do bad porn – check. that poor guitar. and you have to wonder who’s taking these pictures. a boyfriend? a flatmate? a mom? yeah, weird.
okay lady, you aren’t kidding anyone. the shower isn’t even on.
what do you think was in her hands before they comped in the guitar? i have some ideas.
i think this guy is more into the guitar than he is the shower. although he is definitely making love to the camera, in his own special way.
now we’re talking. two chicks in a shower with guitars. wait, that sounded like a euphemism for something entirely different.
yes yes yes, now that’s a naked-in-the-shower-with-a-guitar pic/pick! (sorry but i had to pun. he was asking for it.)
hmmm dunno about all of you, but i can’t remember the last time i showered in a bikini. sorry allanis, doesn’t work for me.
rock on fructis guy, rock on.
i suppose some guys just need a bigger guitar than others 🙂
I had been wondering when these would be more readily available. I mean, as in, “When are MY needs going to be met!!!???!!!” Thank the whatever that this kind(re:fucking crazy) gentleman finally got his site up and running so I can view these brave and beautiful(re:fucking crazy) people posing bravely for my pleasure. Thank you for bring it to my attention(re:causing my eyes to bleed) *have a great weekend*
you should know by now that i might make your eyes scald here. been trying to figure out how to put up a warning of that nature on blog for before people read the posts. don’t want to do that access warning though.
anyone have any ideas?
i suppose it’s a smut warning of sorts.
Perhaps this might provide an explanation of some sort: http://xkcd.com/305/ 😉
he he, classic, thanks kate.
EH??! Imagine going through all the trouble and expense of raising offspring, only to have them spend their time publishing odd photos of themselves (boob droop included) for complete strangers to laugh at.Wow.Must suck that….
yeah must be tough being a parent. you make something, and then from a certain point (around 14 i’m guessing) you begin to have zero control over what it does to/with itself. bizarre concept.
you get used to it.