this just in

in some kind of bizarre karmic twist ‘arb family friend’ from this story over here – has fallen and broken her camera finger. seriously, she really did. i couldn’t make this up. not without a lot of crack.

could i be responsible some how? i feel terrible. get better soon ‘arb family friend’, we do love you for lots of reasons, but mainly because you make airplanes reroute us when we act like dumbasses and miss our flights.

when i asked my mother who is going to take her place and take the family photograph now, she refused to tell me. maybe she’s got grace jones or even better, twiggy. they were both runway models in the 70’s you know.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.