Dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit!
Who’s running the diary around here?
How the hell did we manage to go and miss this?
It has come to my attention that between the 29th April and 2 May this year there was an ‘Elvis Festival Africa’ in the Tsitsikamma, Storms River Village.
I am pissed off beyond belief, I can’t believe we went and missed it.
I mean if you can’t have awesome experiences at an ‘Elvis Festival Africa’ in the Tsitsikama, then I’m willing to guess you can’t have an awesome experience anywhere!
Look here’s the programme, this is what we missed:
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‘An almost Elvis Competition‘ at the Protea Hotel - hoo boy sign me up and empty out my camera memory card.
And ‘Garden Route’s Got Talent done in an ‘Elvis kind of way’ kind of appeals to me too.
Hey, after enough Spook and Diesels (ie: Brandy and Coke’s) everybody looks like Elvis.
Should we go next year?
Sign me up!