the world's biggest orgy

you are my shiny lunchbox is a truly lovely blog.
she has fabulous taste in art, fashion and music, and she keeps her blog looking gorgeous. i’m a big fan.

she is also a very clever lady, because she found this fabulously interesting article and forwarded it on to me. i think she knew that all you smutty readers might enjoy it.

it’s about how these folks in japan successfully set the record for the world’s biggest orgy.

according to wikipedia the world’s biggest gang bang took place in hollywood. they obviously haven’t had a chance to update it yet – too much being brainy and not enough being current methinks, wikipedia:

in case you didn’t bring your specs, it says they held it in a hollywood studio, and attempted to film a porn star having sex with 300 men, but apparently only 70 showed up and ‘engaged’ with her. poor dear. that’s like the equivalent of having 230 men not call you back.

it’s odd that so many men wouldn’t pitch for a guaranteed fuck, don’t you think? they didn’t even have to buy her dinner or compliment her blouse first. men are strange.

i kind of think that event in hollywood was less like the world’s biggest gang bang, and more like the chill out room at a rave.

the japanese however seem to have gotten it right. as they do.

they assembled 250 men and 250 women in a very organised and orderly fashion.

and then they all threw their clothes off with reckless abandon


before folding them very neatly next to their bed.

i don’t know about you, but i always fold my clothes very carefully just before i’m about to have wild passionate, crazy sex.

and then they got to work making rompy pompy:

it’s hardly the roman orgy with wine and drugs and multiple partners that i had pictured in my mind, but i suppose you have to give them some credit, it does looks clean and comfortable after all, if not a little sterile for my liking.

there must be an awful lot of pressure in a situation like that. you don’t want to be the one bloke who can’t satisfy his chick. like the 249 couples around you have all finished and are lying back smoking a cigarette, and the guys are nodding off and the girls are asking them what they’re thinking about, and there you are, still pumping away, with no end in sight.

here’s a picture of all of them afterwards. not very spent looking, are they? it seems all they want is peace. or are they showing the number two? perhaps they all came twice. those japanese are such over achievers.

make love, not war, right?



7 responses to “the world's biggest orgy”

  1. Wicked Shawn says:

    That is far more organized than any of the orgies I have ever attended. LMAO As if!!! I just can’t help but think I would be far too busy looking at what everyone else was doing, like, “hey, that looks interesting, let’s try that” or, “oh, how dull” or even, “damn, he’s well endowed, how did I wind up with this guy, can I trade with her?”

  2. Wow! Thanks for mentioning my blog Paige. You’re such a sweet’eart! Loved the post by the way, you’re right the uniformity of this orgy is a bit on the dry side. I wonder if everyone got a goodie bag afterward with a variety of flavored lubes and edible undies in it for their “trouble”.

  3. Paige says:

    wicked, yeah, i thought that too, the competitive side of me would defs be my downfall. also i was wondering how they managed to get such a good-looking bunch. i’m sure if we advertised for 250 men and women to partake in an orgy here, the crowd would be a lot less attractive.

    shiny lunchbox, thanks so much for the link, this is a favourite post for me. love the idea of a goody bag. could hold a cigarette and a pregnancy test. wahahahahha.

  4. totally not on the subject of orgies..
    but do you have a book???? i think i saw it being advertised in exclusive books?!?

  5. Paige says:

    Hi lovely Unicorn, A Million Miles from Normal, the book, should be on shelves in all bookstores around the country definitely from 6 April! so exciting!

    will try to blog about it at the end of this week to fill everyone in. the launch is at Constantia Exclusive Books this thursday (25th) from 6pm.
    (all welcome, just please RSVP to leanne.harris@za.penguingroup.com – so we have an idea of numbers.)

    the book is quite different to the blog, it’s fiction, and a romantic comedy about a copywriter in advertising from Joburg, forced to move to New York City.

    very exciting week ahead. xxx

  6. That’s awesome!!! Congrats :)… I want to read it 🙂

  7. Paige says:

    thanks so much findingmyunicorn, it’s such an unbelievably amazing and surreal experience, you wouldn’t believe it. i’d love to hear what you think of the book if you get a chance to read it.

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