when i was young(er) our family moved house once.
in the new house somebody found an old box of junk that the previous owners had obviously left behind in the back of a cupboard, it was pretty much a bunch of old crap. a spatula, some old clothes and toys and this old doll, dressed in a dodgy seventies style blue velour pants suit.
nothing much happened for a while after that. most of my siblings had already left home and i was at Camps Bay (i’m so) High School, so i wasn’t really into dolls.
but for some reason we kept ‘Lucy’ around.
then at some point my sisters all went and had a bunch of babies and one day when one of the toddlers was visiting my mom pulled out ‘Lucy’ the dolly for the baby to play with. and that’s when we discovered this:
it turns out creepy Lucy is packing.
a penis and some balls to be precise.
and why a penis and balls on a clearly girl dolly? the people who owned the house before us must have been a bunch of freaks.