This column first appeared in The Times on 16th October 2017. SHE SAYS, HE SAYS – BREAK UPS SHE SAYS – Paige Nick There was a guy crying outside my bedroom window at three am last Sunday morning. He was a six days a week at the gym, never leaves out arms day, kind of…
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She Said/He Said – Bachelor Parties
This column first appeared in The Times on 11 September 2017 SHE SAID/HE SAID – September 2017 BACHELOR AND BACHELORETTE PARTIES SHE SAID – Paige Nick I’m so competitive that I feel like bachelor and rette parties are a big competition to see which sex has a better, bigger, later, more fun night. In cliché-land,…
She Said/He Said – what you’re getting wrong in the bedroom
This column first appeared here in The Times on 7th August 2017: https://www.timeslive.co.za/sunday-times/lifestyle/health-and-sex/2017-08-07-what-youre-doing-wrong-in-the-sack/ THE TIMES SHE SAYS/HE SAYS – AUGUST 2017 THINGS YOU GET WRONG DURING SEX SHE SAYS – Paige Nick Well I know what women get wrong in general, but that’s easy, at one point I’d had more than nineteen consecutive first dates….
She Said/He Said July – Masterbation vs Missesbation
This month for our She Said/He Said column that appeared in The Times on 3rd July, Jason Mykl Snyman and I decided to write about masturbation from a She Said, He Said point of view. The Times ran out of space and had to cut the column in half, which would have been appropriate and…
She Said/He Said – June 2017 (one-night stands)
In the 12th of June edition of THE TIMES, Jason Mykl Snyman and I talk about the advantages of having a one night stand with a doctor, protection against unwanted pregnancy and the soundtrack to Jason undressing… ONE NIGHT STANDS – SHE SAYS: I used to be really brilliant at one-night stands. In fact the last date I…
She Said/He Said – Fantasies (May)
This first appeared in The Times on 8 May. Cover image shamelessly stolen from The Strange Brontides, Jason’s very funny blog. THE TIMES – SHE SAID/HE SAID – MAY 2017 – FANTASIES SHE SAID – By Paige Nick I’ve always had two theories about fantasies. The first is that with seven billion people on the…
She Said/He Said – Adultery
In the 10th of April edition of THE TIMES, that handsome devil, Jason Mykl Snyman and I talk about the why of cheating, heartbreak across the gender lines. SHE SAID/HE SAID ADULTERY – SHE SAYS: Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it, let’s do it, let’s fall in love, then let’s meet…
She Said/He Said – Friends with Benefits
This column first appeared in The Times on Monday 6th February. THE TIMES – SHE SAID/HE SAID FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS SHE SAID – by Paige Nick I think ‘friends with benefits’ is a misleading term. To me a real friend with benefits is a mate who doesn’t like bacon. So whenever you go out you…
Arguing – The Times December
Writer and Vagabond, Jason Mykl Snyman and I write a monthly column in The Times. We pick a subject and then nitpick at it from a She Said (me) and a He Said (Jason) point of view for a couple of hundred words each. It’s a fun little column. They usually cut it to shreds…
She Says/He Says – Guy Code/Girl Code
This column first appeared in The Times on 9th January 2017. SHE SAID/HE SAID – JANUARY 2017 COLUMN GIRL CODE/GUY CODE SHE SAID – By Paige Nick Ever notice how guys have a ton of unwritten rules? Some of them even rhyme, like ‘bros before hoes’. Probably just so it’s easier for boys to remember…