It’s Monday o’ clock again. Whoop whoop. Here’s yesterday’s Sunday Times column: THE CHURCH OF STRIP – By Paige Nick After last week’s column, which came to you from the strip clubs and prostitute windows of Amsterdam, this week I’m in the strip malls and airport windows of America. I’m currently stuck in a delay…
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Going Dutch
Morning Monday Biyatches. Here’s yesterday’s Sunday Times column. Hope you have a Red Light District week – i.e. that you have a fucking good time. But first I have to give a huge shout out to Mariska Majoor, Berne Meijer and Mirjam Pels – who work tirelessly at The Prostitute Information Centre in Amsterdam (PIC). And…
The last big night out
Is it just me or do the Mondays come around faster than ever these days? The only upside is that I get to post yesterday’s Sunday Times Column. Hope you have an awesome week. Here goes: THE BEST NIGHT OF NOBODY’S LIFE – By Paige Nick I’m writing this at Birmingham International Airport. It’s last…
One man’s porn is another man’s poison
Here’s yesterday’s porn column. Hope you enjoy. ONE MAN’S PORN IS ANOTHER MAN’S POISON – Paige Nick My friend Riaan is in big trouble with his wife. He was at rugby when she called and said he needed to leave immediately and get home fast, she was not happy. He wasn’t either, his team…
Shipmate
Just another manic monday. Which means this post contains yesterday’s Sunday Times column. It’s about Shipping. Don’t know what that is? Read on. Do know what that is? Then read on with a smug look on your face. SHIPMATE – By Paige Nick Ever heard of Shipping? Not the kind that involves bearded seamen…
What is normal anyway?
Think you’re normal and everyone else is crazy? Think again. This one goes out to all my weirdy friends, you know who you are. Here’s yesterday’s Sunday Times Column, full and uncut (they had to shave a little off it in print, due to space issues). Have a great week weirdo. WEIRDOS – By Paige Nick…
Finding Dick
Morning morning morning. Here’s yesterday’s Sunday Times column. Hope you enjoy. It’s about the second oldest profession in the world… FINDING DICK – By Paige Nick Once, many years ago, I decided I was going to try procure a male prostitute. It was for an article I had pitched to Cosmopolitan Magazine. At the…
Meet Metrosexual 2.0
MEET METROSEXUAL 2.0–By Paige Nick Dear Metrosexual, I’m afraid to say it, but your worst nightmare has come true, you are now so last decade. The term metrosexual was coined twenty years ago by British journalist, Mark Simpson, when he smooshed the words metropolitan and heterosexual together, to describe the growing population of young men,…
Celebrity watch
HOB KNOB – By Paige Nick You never know how you’ll react in an extreme situation, until you’re champagne glass deep in it. Like meeting a celebrity, for example. As an intelligent newspaper-reading sort, you’re probably thinking you’d play it cool. But according to my research there’s a 97.6% chance that within inches of a…
Got a case of the Wantsies
Here’s yesterday’s Sunday Times Column, want is only shitty if you’re a dung beetle: WANT IS A FUNNY THING – By Paige Nick I once met this guy on a dating website. We dated for about two and a half months, but I wasn’t completely sold. My jury was out. I felt ambivalent. I considered…