This column first appeared in The Sunday Times on 4th Dec 2016. The road to love is paved with loo paper CONCH DECEMBER 2016 By Paige Nick Growing up, my mom didn’t give me a lot of advice. I was the youngest of six kids, by the time I came along I think she was…
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Cunning breakup tricks – Conch
This column first appeared in Sunday Times – 4th September 2016 SEPTEMER CONCH – By Paige Nick THE BREAKUP KING After 20 years of serial dating, which is a different thing to cereal dating (when you date someone who appears yummy and good for you at first, but you later discover what they’re actually made of…
I do. Not.
This column first appeared slightly edited in the Sunday Times on 3 July 2016. CONCH JULY 2016 MARRYING AN APP – By Paige Nick I often wish I was married. Wait, that came out wrong. I’ve never wished I was married. What I mean is that I often wish I had a wife. In…
Absence makes the texts grow dirtier
You read it here second. This column first appeared in The Sunday Times on 6th March 2016. MARCH 2016 CONCH – By Paige Nick LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS How do we feel about long distance relationships? I ask because I’m about to enter into one and I’m trying to figure it out. And by long distance,…
Females can get it up now too
Here’s my Sunday Times Conch column from 6 Sept, hope you grab it by the balls and enjoy. FEMALES CAN GET IT UP NOW TOO – By Paige Nick Are we ready for Female Viagra? Because it’s coming. Of course not without dangerous side effects, like lowered blood pressure and fainting, especially if it’s…
Awww you guys
Sundays aren’t the same without you. Big thanks to my editor, Carlos, and the team at Sunday Times for printing these in today’s paper.
Thanks a lot, ‘they’
And so it turns out that the mythical ‘they’ were right; and all good things really must come to an end. I always thought that ‘they’ were a bunch of fuckers. After four years and four months, it’s time I bid farewell to my weekly column in the Sunday Times Lifestyle section, and instead say…
The Year of the Cock
Sunday’s column, here you go. Happy Monday, hope it’s not a cock-up for you. A YEAR OF COCK UPS – By Paige Nick I think 2015 is going to be the year of the penis. Last year and the year before that were unashamedly the year of the booty. And the two years before that…
Sex in triplicate
Hey ho. Ever have a threesome? They can be damn hard work. Here’s my latest Sunday Times column: SEX IN TRIPLICATE – By Paige Nick My friend Charlie told me that his friend, Doug, met a woman at a bike rally. After they’d been dating for a month, she had him and a girlfriend over…
Sex control
Here’s my Sunday Times column from 25th January. Hope it presses all the right buttons. SEX CONTROL – By Paige Nick Journalists are tough. Some risk their lives daily in war zones. Others go to desperate lengths to give a voice to the marginalised or the abused. And many dedicate their entire lives to fighting…