Here’s Sunday’s Conch which was published in the Sunday Times. It’s about penises, again. There’s no such thing as the perfect penis As if men don’t have enough to worry about, a group of women were recently filmed being asked to draw their perfect penis As if men don’t have enough to worry about, a…
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Crazy letters to a sex writer – small willy
In the four and a half years I was writing a weekly column about sex for The Sunday Times, I realised something very quickly, nothing garners more letters than a column on penis size. I’ve recently brought out a book called Pens Behaving Badly. It’s a collection of my Sunday Times Columns and the mad,…
Small things
Morning team, Hope you had a superb weekend. Here’s yesterday’s Sunday Times Column. It’s about weenie weenies. And for the record, personally I don’t think size matters*. As with all things in life, it’s what you do with what you’ve got that counts. Hopa, great week everyone. *within reason of course, I would imagine 1cm…