This column first appeared in Sunday Times on 22nd October 2017. TRADITIONALLY BUILT FOR LOVE – By Paige Nick There was this guy, back in 2014, who broke my heart. Of course he wasn’t the only one, I’d reached double figures by 2015. Dude was hotter than me and nobody was more surprised when it…
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Ignoramus rhymes with anus
This column appeared in The Times on Monday 20th April: SLIM PICKINGS FOR FATHEADS Last week I went to deliver a package to a certain high-ranking public figure in Cape Town. It was all going really well till I got to the first security barrier. CHIRPY SECURITY GUARD: So lady, when are you due? ME:…