So today the plan was that I was going to write and post something really, truly funny and insightful, with a human truth that was going to make you smile first, and then nod, knowingly, and then think, oh my goodness, that’s totally what happens to me.
Stick a fork in me, I'm done.
But then I found this online (where else):
And it was so classic it made me snicker into my teacup, and then I forgot what I was going to write about that was going to be so charmingly thoughtful and funny.
And so now, I’m afraid, you’re just stuck with this, a very funny piece of word-play utilising America’s sweetheart, and a piece of cutlery.