Some broke my heart, and some broke my funny bone.
I loved them so much, I thought I’d share a few. Here’s one:
I met this girl online, we chatted for a while, then went out on a date. It all seemed good, we were chatting and laughing like we had known each other for longer than 3 days. A week later she decided to come visit me at my place. I liked the idea, and brought her over in the evening after work.Imagine my angst and chagrin when she’s going all around my flat saying things like, “I don’t think you should keep your clothes this way in your wardrobe”, “Why are you and you flatmate so clean, bachelors don’t have clean flats”, “Hey, tell your flatmate to go freshen up my drink”.
Suffice it to say that I took her back to her place that night and conveniently forgot her existence.
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