An ode to the Internet:
Oh Internetweb you are so rad.
You’re full of shit that’s crazy and bad.
Where else on earth can a person find
all sorts of sex toys of the religious kind?
I stumbled across this somewhere online, it’s a crucifix dildo. Somebody is actually making these things. True story.
I suppose for many the orgasm can be a religious experience, so it was really only a matter of time.
Nobody stand too close to me, if this post doesn’t get me struck by lightning, then nothing will.
So then i actually went looking and i found this website, where they sell all sorts of… um… er… let’s just call them ‘religious sexual aids’.
(Look I’m not condoning, producing or flogging this stuff, am simply reporting on it. So don’t shoot the messenger, religious nuts. Seriously, I mean it, please don’t anybody shoot me.)
There’s the Buddha dildo:
Ah. The crucifix dildo. I must say, i’m not particularly religious, nor am i Christian, but that sort of, surprisingly, even offends me a little bit.
This on the other hand I find quite funny: