A Million Miles from Normal

I’m an author, Sunday Times columnist and advertising copywriter.

All 9 of my novels are available on Amazon.

I’m also co-author of a series of choose-your-own-adventure erotic novels; The Girl Walks in series, published in 21 countries.

My latest novel, Unpresidented, is now out. It’s 2020 the president has just been released from prison early on medical parole.

This column about liquor on lockdown, first appeared in The Sunday Times on 12th April 20Crazy. You can read it here: ...

Wrote this column for 42 Courses, on the Elegance of Typos. I've been working on it for ages, am totally obsessed with ...

This column first appeared here in The Sunday Times on 29th March 2020.

Where do you think your sense of humour comes from? Is it genetic or learnt? Think about that while you click ...

Wrote this column for 42courses.com, as shelves around the world are emptying of tee-pee in a bizarre episode of ...

Did you know that sequins are dangerous? And that beetles might just save us from them? I wrote a 4-minute read ...