This column first appeared here, in the Sunday Times on 21st June 2020. A while ago, I found a lump under my right breast. Wait, don’t go, I swear you’re safe, this column isn’t going where you think it’s going. I was living in a foreign country at the time. The kind of foreign where…
URANUS IS IN RETROGRADE
This column first appeared here in the Sunday Times on 14th June 2020. URANUS IS IN RETROGRADE – By Paige Nick Astrology is beneath me. I mean that literally, not figuratively. See, it’s right there, beneath this column. Every Sunday, my guy and I perform the exact same one-act play. I even know the script…
Storytelling. The end.
This column first appeared here in The Sunday Times on 7th June 2020.
Conversation Piece
This column first appeared here in The Sunday Times ZA on 31 May 2020. It might just be one of my favourite-looking columns ever. I love the illustration they’ve used. In fact the entire Lifestyle Supplement is pretty hawt. Incredible articles about the rise and rise of memes. And more. This one is about how…
As luck would have it
This column first appeared HERE in The Sunday Times on 24th May 2020 on day two billion and a half of lock down. Are we lucky or unlucky?
Would you rather?
This column appeared in The Sunday Times on 17th May 2020. Click here to read it. It’s about our communal sense of humour failure, the game of ‘Would you rather?’ and The Argument we had during lockdown.
How much sex are we actually having?
How much sex we say we’re having vs. how much sex we’re ACTUALLY having. Men tell one story.Women tell another story. And condom data tells its own story. Please click here to read the column.
An emoji tyop
This column about emoji typos first appeared here in The Sunday Times on 10th May 2020. My friend Mikaela and I got into a debate the other day about the use of the this emoji 👆 What do you use it for? I thought it was sad or frustrated, turns out according to emojipedia, it’s…
Standards are slipping
This column first appeared here, in The Sunday Times on 3rd May 2020. Have a column in today’s Sunday Times ZA about how standards in my home have dropped a little, during lockdown, while you’re all Marie Kondo-ing and learning Russian. Ndumiso Mapholoba Ngcobo has his regular column too, which should help you crack a smile. Please…
It’s like learning to ride a bicycle
This column about learning to ride a bicycle, appeared in The Sunday Times on 26 April 2020. Here’s a taster, you can read the rest here.