it’s your choice, you can stick around for this commercial break, or you can pop to the loo (don’t forget to wash your hands), or you can go look in the fridge again just in case a tray of brownies or a whole roast chicken has appeared next to that lonely wedge of mouldy cheese…
and so?
you know that feeling?
i found this on the internetwebplace. it’s nice hey?
standards need not apply.
ok, heads up. i found someone new on the dating website that i want to introduce you to. he is a 32 year old gemini. i’ve seen his picture. and if that’s really him, this boy is smoking hot. i’m talking part Jude Law, part californian surfer guy, part calvin klein underwear model.he’s an occasional…
i don't. unless…
i’m not a big fan of the wedding. and if i’m completely honest i don’t really picture myself ever getting married. not in the traditional sense anyway. if somehow it ever came down to that, i’m more of a justice of the peace and a week in vegas kind of girl, than the fluffy frock…
no he didn't!
so let’s you and me chat a little more about online dating, shall we? i was just having a little after-dinner online-dating-site browse. Now I don’t want to give you the impression that all the guys on this site are freaks and lunatics, because they really aren’t. there are a lot of very handsome, well…
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for the art directors
i felt bad. it’s a jewish thing, guilt. the post below is something special for the writers out there, so here you go art director people, something lovely off the internetweb just for you.
something to fall in love with on a wednesday afternoon.
i’m a writer, i can’t help falling in love with things like this. thank you marc johns, from the internetweb for making this lovely thing. i am going out to buy one immediately. do you think woolies has them?
mr oral sex.
you may or may not know this about me, but i recently found myself single again, or as i like to call it, ‘between relationships’. so in need of a good laugh i surfed back round to my favourite (read: ‘the only’) online dating website for a bit of a browse. i like to surf…