ok so just because i haven’t written about the internet dating scene for a while, doesn’t mean i haven’t been out there getting to know some new fabulous freaks and lunatics.
the problem i find with many of the profiles i come across on the internet dating website is not that there’s anything wrong with these guys. on the whole they seem like decent, relatively normal blokes. i just think a lot of them come online and make silly rookie mistakes.
like this guy:
he’s uncut is he? that’s something i might have waited till the end of the third date to find out about.
what about this guy:
ok so he loves ‘EXSTREEM SPORTS’ and shouting, a little less crazy about spelling as a hobby i see, but i can deal with that. but wait, what do we have here? turns out he’s a dealer. hmmm, i wonder arms or drugs?
also big on ‘love party,s’ – keeper!
here’s another one. this guy might also be a drug dealer. or a plumber. i’m not entirely sure what kind of crack he’s referring to.
speaking of rookie mistakes:
a govt official…. reeeeeeaaaaaaalllly now. looking for a proffessional…. reeeheeheeeheeally!
and it’s not just the blokes who’ve been known to make the odd rookie mistake.
chick, is ‘your parents will dig me’ really what you want to lead with? you sure? i never really thought that was important to a guy, but hey, whatever works for you, right?
you “have lots friend i love and adore!!” – just the one friend then?
not entirely sure what this lady is looking for, maybe a congregation? it seems she already has a boyfriend. her and this christ guy seem pretty tight.
so yeah, you see, they’re not really bad people (except for maybe the govt. minister who’s allergic to punctuation), i just don’t think i can date any of them.