i see there’s a new follower to say hello to.
hello The Upright Man.
i’m so pleased you could join us.
so pleased in fact, i’m like a dog with two tails, or a pig in shit, or an ex-south african now living in london, who has a huge bag of biltong (or a lap dancer) in his lap. yup, that happy.
please enjoy your stay.
or should that be a vegan ex-saffa now living in london, who has a huge bag of biltong, in his lap… ?
ah ha, you see, only an ex-saffa would go for the bag of biltong in his lap, instead of the lap dancer.