Happy birthday Jesus.

did you know it’s officially Jesus’ birthday today?

yup i heard it on the radio, so it must be true.

happy birthday dude.

i wonder what your dad’s going to get you?

it should be something epic like a ferrari or a planet or something.

not something crap like a new pair of birkenstocks or a beard trimmer.

i wonder if he’s throwing you a surprise party? Jesus Christ, that would be awesome!



One response to “Happy birthday Jesus.”

  1. Anonymous says:

    I like Jesus, but not in ‘that’ way. i mean i don’t want to sleep with him or anything.

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