ok, so here’s the question: how does one follow up an insane post on vagina necklaces?
i’ve never really had to think about that question before today.
alright i think this will have to be the absolute last dirty post, i promise. From now on i’ll only blog about nuns and celibacy and line dancing, and other unsexy things. because this is not a smut blog. ok wait i’m lying to you, maybe it is. lemme get back to you on that one.
the way i see it – as long as i come across things that make me open my mouth wide in a gape of horror/shock/hysterical laughter or freakish bizarreness, why not pass it on? so that you, innocent reader, can gape, then look away, then look back from between your fingers, then open your eyes wide in shock/horror or hysterical laughter, too.
so back to my point, surpassing vagina necklaces…
does this do the trick?
it’s…. drum roll please….
the penis costume. (of course, why didn’t i think of that.)