from vaginas to penises.

ok, so here’s the question: how does one follow up an insane post on vagina necklaces?

i’ve never really had to think about that question before today.

alright i think this will have to be the absolute last dirty post, i promise. From now on i’ll only blog about nuns and celibacy and line dancing, and other unsexy things. because this is not a smut blog. ok wait i’m lying to you, maybe it is. lemme get back to you on that one.

the way i see it – as long as i come across things that make me open my mouth wide in a gape of horror/shock/hysterical laughter or freakish bizarreness, why not pass it on? so that you, innocent reader, can gape, then look away, then look back from between your fingers, then open your eyes wide in shock/horror or hysterical laughter, too.

so back to my point, surpassing vagina necklaces…

does this do the trick?

it’s…. drum roll please….

the penis costume. (of course, why didn’t i think of that.)

it solves all those pesky speedo questions that guys seem to ask a lot, like this one:

problem solved boys, look no further than the penis costume.

although it does look like our man with the tan might be having some crack issues.

ah crack… fodder for another post i’m thinking. it’s either that or a post on celibate nuns doing line dancing.

great big buckets of thanks must go to the fabulously generous and clever dorothy black
who found this image somewhere and was kind enough to allow me to blog about it.

5 responses to “from vaginas to penises.”

  1. wahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahah *breathe* wahahahahahhahahahaha dorothy black that link is classic!

    little miss lawlessness – ‘penis pocket’ – wish i’d thought of that!

  2. well damn u gotta be pretty big to fit that pocket! itd be a little empty with me in there.

  3. Awww… anonymous. I believe this to be the only time in my history of blogging, where remaining anonymous when you comment is appropriate. 🙂
    although that is one heck of a ‘pocket’.
    anyway, you know what they say, it’s not the size of the boat… etc. etc.

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