This man is edward gorey. he died in april 2000, aged 75.
it’s about 26 children (each representing a letter of the alphabet) and their untimely and gruesome deaths. it’s written in rhyming dactylic couplets. ie: A is for Amy who fell down the stairs, B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away, D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh, etc etc.
what does that give you? monday.
what are we doing? monday.