Someone brought this product to my attention today. A cream to make your labia pink (again?)! WTF???
Here’s a link to the website, in case you don’t believe me.
When you click through, you’ll see that this product currently has ’11 unanswered questions’.
Really? Is that all? Because I have about seven hundred more for it!
Starting with why? And how come? And whaddaya mean? And who said? And why would you?
And the most obvious for me… why would your labia have once been pink and but has now changed colour?
And if it’s not pink, then what colour is it? No wait, I don’t want to know, don’t tell me.
I really think some kind of over-the-counter cream is the last thing you need if this has happened to you. You should rather see a doctor quickly. In fact, maybe see two, you’ll probably want a second opinion on this one.