You can’t see me, well at least I hope you can’t see me. And according to the laws of physics and science and reality, you shouldn’t be able to see me. But if you could see me you would see that I am shaking my head. No wait, that’s not true. First I yelped a…
Category: wtf
anyone for ping pong?
Doorway table tennis anybody? I came across this somewhere online. I’ve gone and managed to lose the link, otherwise I would have credited it. Sorry man. I think it’s a very cool idea. From what I can gather you just wedge the table into the doorway and play on. There are not many other sports…
Parrot guts necklace
R. Brown is one of my all time favourite people. She wasn’t always. We have history. But that’s what makes us love each other so much now. She is one of those truly talented creative people who it comes to naturally, while the rest of us have to slave at it. Anyway, this post isn’t…
Pricasso
This somewhat leathery-looking dude is Pricasso. Not sure who the bimbettes are. But probably something like Trixie (with hearts above the ‘i’s’) and Candi-with-an-i-not-a-y. I found Pricasso lurking in one of the particularly grubby corners of the internet. Yup, he paints with his prick. That’s what he does. One has to wonder how he originally…
WTF Friday
There is so much ‘What the Fuck?’ stuff out there on the internet, sometimes it’s just too good to be true. A guy at work sent this out the other day: WTF, right? Completely WTF. So I thought it would be perfect for WTF Friday. I stared at it and stared at it and stared…
Multi-tasking Tuesday
I’m doing a lot of multi-tasking at the moment. I’m sure you can all relate. Work is off-the-hook busy. And life is ticking along at a bit of a frenetic pace. So I’ve decided to rename today – Multi-tasking Tuesday. These guys have got the right idea: See, while getting busy doing ‘The Reverse Cowboy’,…
Psycho statues
We all know by now, i’m partial to some psycho shit. But this takes the cake. Great, wonderful, superb friend ‘Dummy’ sent me these images. The Devil only knows where he found them. Some genius out there is making these psycho sculptures: A couple months ago in another post i mentioned how an ex boyfriend…
The hair of virgins
I live in Cape Town. The other day i was driving up Strand Street, in the centre of town and I noticed this place: It’s your pretty average, run of the mill South African beauty salon. As the signs say, you can get your nails, hair or beauty done there. Wait a second… what the…
The booze bra
Overheard in the studio the other day: GUY 1: Look, they’ve invented a bra that can hold a litre of booze. GUY 2: Wow. Cool.GIRL 1: What kind of slag would wear a litre of booze in her bra? GUY 2: I wouldn’t call her a slag.GUY 3: No, I think she sounds quite nice,…
Oddly specifically hilarious
Brave Client alerted me to a bizarre phenomenon whereby signs have become oddly specific. I did some research and discovered that there is an entire website devoted to these oddly specific signs. oddlyspecific.com to be oddly specific. Thank goodness for signs such as this. Otherwise how would we ever know that was a pond. Eureka….