I never write serious stuff here. I just don’t. It’s not that kind of place. But you’ll have to forgive me just this once. My heart strings have been plucked since hearing the story about the fucking douchebag prick fucks who doused a Big Issue vendor with water on saturday, so that’s my excuse for…
Category: woolies
'mr long-time-no-see'.
i was just doing the rush hour shopping basket shuffle down at my local woolies, when i bumped into an old friend, ‘mr long-time-no-see’. we got chatting, as one does. he was looking for a whole coconut, creme fraiche and some basil. i wanted to ask what he was making for dinner, cos i couldn’t…