Two weeks ago I wrote this article for The Sunday Times, it’s about how I struggled to find appropriate names for my character’s penises and vaginas when I wrote my latest novel, This Way Up. There are plenty of names out there for our organs, don’t get me wrong, but none of them really roll…
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You've got to love some of these letters
I get THE BEST letters every week following my Sunday Times Column. Most Monday mornings, after having a good moan, and feeling miserable for a bit (it is after all a Moanday) I open my Gmail account with a feeling of pure expectant glee. And this week was no exception. This one is a beauty….
What do you call your vagina?
Morning team, how’s everyone today? Here’s yesterday’s column. Hope you enjoy. Oh and Happy Mother’s Day for yesterday for all you Mums. You rock! (Oh and public shout out to mine, love you mum, you’re amazing. xxx) A MILLION MILES FROM NORMAL – By Paige NickDOES YOUR VAGINA HAVE A NAME? Vagina. It’s not really…
The ceramic vagina.
My good friend Lisa lives with her hubby and two gorgeous kids. I found this post on her facebook page this week and i laughed so hard I cracked a rib, so I had to copy and paste it for all of you. All her words are in pink. What do you do when you…
We're a competitive bunch
So folks, following on from yesterday’s post, here’s the latest Sunday Times column. The unedited version. Sunday Times lobbed off a couple of the more risqué sentences before they went to print. So here’s the whole thing, warts and all. WE’RE A COMPETITIVE BUNCH I recently read an article about Tatiana Kozhevnikova, a 42 year…
The world's strongest vagina
Sometimes you start out writing one thing, and end up writing something completely different. It’s just the way things work, taking sharp left turns is par for the course. So here’s the genesis of yesterday’s Sunday Times Column. I started out writing a post for this blog about a Russian woman who has the world’s…
Vagina soap
Hey look at that, it’s less than two months till Christmas. How the hell did that happen? Just a second ago it was Februrary. Sheesh. Okay, so we all need to start thinking about Christmas gifts for our loved ones. So this is something I came across (no pun intended) on Etsy – which is…
Genitalia stationery
Trawling around online as I do, like some kind of freak, looking for psycho things to appease all your smutty appetites, I came across something rather interesting. It’s mad stationary. I found it here on Etsy, the designer’s name is Snew, and this is her designer ‘Vagina Rainbow Stationery’: Order it from her and you’ll…
Vagin-a-nimals
In December last year I came across a teddy bear with a vagina over here. At the time I thought it was pretty strange, and not something one would see very often. But it turns out these things are all over the place. Look, now there are whole families of them. Here’s your classic everyday…
cock cakes and penis biscuits
let me tell you, i’m not much of a cook, but i’ve been known to bake a bit of a biscuit on the odd occasion. so it was my birthday the other day and at the office we have this policy where if it’s your birthday you have to bring in treats for everyone at…