you can’t see me right now, but i’m shaking my head. I consider myself a serious writer. Okay what i write isn’t very serious, very often, but you know what I mean. Anyway so I ummed and ahhed about blogging about this, and then I thought, oh what the fuck. If i can blog about…
Category: unacceptable behaviour
unacceptable behaviour – the croc
you would think it was obvious, but considering these guys are selling around 3 million pairs a month, worldwide, it’s clearly not obvious enough. circumstances under which crocs are acceptable: 1. you’re a chef and you run around in a dirty, slippery kitchen for 9 hours straight2. you’re between 0 and 7 years old3. you’re…
unacceptable behaviour – guys with comb overs
can we just talk about guys with comb overs for a second, please? the latest guy i’m chatting to online has one. (don’t worry, that’s not him above.) i just don’t think i can go through with it. even for the sake of journalistic integrity. even for the sake of a good blog post. even…
unacceptable behaviour – fake tan
is there a doctor in the house? if there is, perhaps you could tell me if one of the side effects of getting a fake tan is blindness? It must be. that’s the only way how these people look makes any sense. The fact that they look at themselves in the mirror (which given the…
unacceptable behaviour – men in g-strings
SORRY TO SHOUT AT YOU: but apparently this post needs a warning. so here goes: please read on carefully, particularly if you are: A) an unsuspecting lesbian sitting at wembley square, opening this page on your laptop in front of othersB) eating breakfast while you read itC) squeamishD) all of the above. i’m not quite…
unacceptable behaviour – the scrunchie
part two in the ‘unasseptible behaviour’ series, wherein we discuss/debate/kill each other over behaviour that may or may not be deemed unacceptable. first up, you may remember, was socks with flip flops. yes, which i think we all (the four of us who commented) unanimously agreed is unacceptable behaviour. (together with the croc, which garnered…
unacceptable behaviour!
so, today begins a new feature here at a million miles from normal; the unacceptable series. wherein we simply display behaviour that is unasseptible! (said the way jo, the nanny, from the tv series; ‘super nanny’ says it – ie: replace the ‘c’ with a big ‘s’.) here we go, unasseptible behaviour part one: socks…