Oy, you over there, stop looking at that, and look at this. It’s yesterday’s Sunday Times column. Have a great week, xp. A MILLION MILES FROM NORMAL – By Paige Nick I’LL TRY KEEP THIS SHORT I spent a lot of time this week thinking about my attention span, and wondering where it got to….
Category: twitter
Take my advice, don't take advice
Here’s Sunday’s column, which I’d like to dedicate to @applez03 on Twitter, whose heart was broken this weekend. Hope you’re feeling just even just an inch better Applez. A MILLION MILES FROM NORMAL – By Paige Nick.TAKE MY ADVICE, DON’T TAKE ADVICE People like to offer advice. Get a stain, they’ll tell you how to…
Is Nicholas Cage the walking undead?
It has recently come to my attention, via @ClayElGuapo and this link, that Nicholas Cage might very well be a vampire from the 19th century, who will live for all eternity. Hopefully not always as an actor. If we’re lucky he’ll reinvent himself every hundred years or so and try his hand at something else….
Will the real Darren Scott please stand up
okay this is hilarious. A chap living in UK named Darren Scott logged into Twitter and got the fright of his life when he realised that he had been taken for our very own South African ‘k-word sprouting’ Darren Scott. His twitter stream has been inundated with insults and comments for the last 24 hours….
Poo Tweeting
And a jolly good monday morning to you and you and you, oh fuck who are we kidding it’s a monday. Here’s sunday’s column: A MILLION MILES FROM NORMAL – By Paige Nick POO TWEETINGNowhere are boundaries less built up, or is etiquette more forgotten than on Twitter. Twitter, for those of you who don’t…
Angry Malema take two
Some months ago I blogged about Angry Malema – a website type meme thing, that made me laugh so hard, I thought I heard a rib crack. And now this: Created by @petergreenwall (and retweeted by @terrylevin) oh my goodness, it just gets funnier and funnier the more I look at it. That poor little…
Tales from the market
Yesterday’s market was great fun. Except I suddenly realise that I didn’t take a single photograph. Duh, WTF!We had such a lekker stand. It was me, and fellow authors Sally Partridge, Sarah Lotz, Hellen Moffet and Lauren Beukes. A veritable feast of local authors. We had everything from erotica to poetry, zombies, young adult fiction,…
Tree mail
Here are two letters from Sunday’s column which was all about having a ‘wasted’ youth. Unfortunately neither are from raging, disappointed Christians, sorry. But both are cute and made me smile, so I hope they’ll have the same effect on you. On email: Rotflmbao!! Classic! Just read yo column and you are spot on about…
More sex please, we're women.
This came from this clever chap on twitter. It made me laugh, so thought i’d share, to help egg Tuesday on a little bit. He he he, ‘The sexiest sex to sex after sex’ – that’s got to be my favourite line. Classic. Oh that and ‘Sex again? What are you, an alley cat?’ Enjoy.
Cocktonsils and Dickwads
@thejolurie is one of my favourite people on twitter, and is responsible for bringing the word ‘Cocktonsil‘ to my attention. What a fantastic word. It really just describes a certain kind of person juuuuust right. You know the kind of person I mean. So I’m not sure if you’re a member of twitter, and whether…