THE CRITIC: i think there was something in the wine last night?ME: what? like more wine?THE CRITIC: no, like gin or something.ME: yeah you’re right, those bastards went and put alcohol in the wine! we should sue!
Category: the critic
women with moustaches
I kid you not, this is for real! the ad below is exactly as it appeared in the newspaper. the critic found it and cut it out and gave it to me, and i rolled around on the floor laughing for about an hour, then i thanked her forty times and scanned it straight in…
roundup of the loerie awards 2009 – 2nd night
it’s 3:39am and i just got home from the second night of loerie debauchery. i’ll see what i can do here by way of a roundup, but i warn you, it’s been a long weekend, and i might be a little worse for wear pissed. – john vlismas hosted. he was waaaay funnier than both…
roundup of the loerie awards 2009
it’s 3:02am. i just got home from the first night loeries after party. here are some random snapshot thoughts from the evening that just was: – the young guy sitting behind me at the award show was so drunk at the beginning of the night he kept passing out. i was nervous he might vomit…
clicking here won't save the world, but it's a damn good start.
ok the votes to determine which will be my new blog pic are coming in, all ten of them. whooohooo. if you have no idea what i’m talking about, look here: http://amillionmilesfromnormal.blogspot.com/2009/09/please-vote-now.html i’m still waiting for a couple of people – like a + s, and stella who’s just joined us (yay! welcome) and a…
the critic says:
the critic’s ratings for the last couple of posts: not sure if they’re in any particular order, or simply just random. the critic doesn’t get much sleep.
man that's funny.
the critic just pointed out that she’s not sure what a ‘SPLAYD’ is. Good point the critic. any ideas people? if it’s a mix of a knife, fork and spoon, then it should be a SPIFORK maybe, or a SPIFKE?
the critic thinks this is only a little bit shit.
‘the critic’ sits across from me at my day job. i’m kind of a wanna be art director, but she is the real thing. we spend close on 9 hours a day together. she is very smart and has talent coming out of her ears. i once read somewhere about the writers who worked on…