ok, ok i know we’ve been here before. we’ve done men in g-strings here. and we’ve talked about the speedo here and here but no unacceptable series is complete without the whole ‘men in speedos’ debate. ok so ladies and gents, help me out here speedos are out, right? unless you look like this: then…
Category: speedo
from vaginas to penises.
ok, so here’s the question: how does one follow up an insane post on vagina necklaces? i’ve never really had to think about that question before today. alright i think this will have to be the absolute last dirty post, i promise. From now on i’ll only blog about nuns and celibacy and line dancing,…
when good url's go bad.
aparently i have a dirty mind. one that resides in the gutter relatively often. i could blame the media or satan or kurt darren or something, but i’m willing to own it. although sometimes i really don’t think it’s entirely my fault. take a look at these train smashes occuring on the internetweb. it’s a…
please vote now!
ok, it’s voting time. take a look at the four options for new blog cover pics below and vote for your favourite before wednesday next week. the pic with the most votes goes on as cover pic for a while. matt, lisa, gym buddy, design goddess, mr smarty pants, newport market & deli, speedo guy,…
the speedo rears it's… erm… head again.
a couple of weeks ago i posted a piece about speedo’s and the fact that they make a guy’s junk look smaller. it’s here should you have missed it – http://amillionmilesfromnormal.blogspot.com/2009/07/boys-speedo-makes-your-junk-look.html i’ve since downloaded a programme which shows me how people come by my blog. like if you linked to it from facebook or twitter,…
i think my personal trainer is trying to kill me.
hey “guy-at-the-pool-at-the-gym-on-sunday-morning-in-a-speedo”. no not you with the tiny pee pee and the awkward tan, you, the other one, with what looks like three pairs of woollen socks shoved down there. yes you. well, remember i said you should call me? i’ve changed my mind, you’d better not. i think my personal trainer, ‘jim’, is trying…
boys, a speedo makes your junk look smaller.
i’m not lying. i promise it does. to you, ‘boy-from-this-morning-by-the-pool-at-the-gym’, this is for your benefit, i hope you’re paying close attention. your girlfriend doesn’t want to hurt your feelings, and it would be a bit creepy if your mom talked to you about your willy size, so i’m here to help. water is cold you…