is it just me or is this weird… i got an sms from this bloke, mr big. we’ve been flirting a bit recently, nothing’s actually ever happened between us. we flirt, it’s fun, a bit sexy. i’m not too sure about his vibe or his intentions. i’m open to checking him out, but recognise he’s…
Category: sms
mr smarty pants
my friend ‘mr smarty pants’ doesn’t think my disastrous dating stories are true. he thinks i made them up. smarty pants, i promise, it’s all horrifyingly true. in fact that’s not even the first time i’ve recieved a penis by sms. this shit happens out there every day. the freaks and lunatics are rampant and…