As much as women amaze me, i’m pleased to say that sometimes men amaze me too. Take the novel, A Million Miles from Normal, for example. It’s unashamed chick-lit. It’s a romantic comedy. It’s the equivalent of a movie with Sandra Bullock or Jenifer Anniston in it. Most of the time you have to drag…
Category: smarty pants
thursday's copy and pastings
also hello to my my mom, and some of her bridge friends, and ‘a+s’ and ‘flygirl’, and ‘bastard’, and ‘the evil genius’, and ‘smarty pants’, ‘my branded life’, ‘guy who needs a holiday’ and ‘sneaky anonymous mentor’, ‘jim’ and ‘speedo boy’ and ‘mr cryptic’ and ‘the animal’ and ‘mr good friend’ and ‘the critic’ and…
mr smarty pants
my friend ‘mr smarty pants’ doesn’t think my disastrous dating stories are true. he thinks i made them up. smarty pants, i promise, it’s all horrifyingly true. in fact that’s not even the first time i’ve recieved a penis by sms. this shit happens out there every day. the freaks and lunatics are rampant and…