he has a sex story to share in a bit, but for now: mr smarty pants recommends the muesli toast from knead. in an act of massive personal sacrifice he offered me some of his. it was fucking gorgeous. they don’t call him mr smarty pants for nothing. he is smart and he does wear…
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figcrumbs goodness.
oh michael crowe, you are fantastic and clever, and funny and smart. which is why i copied this poem off your blog (http://www.figcrumbs.blogspot.com/) and then pasted it onto my blurg. hopefully now i’ll be fantastic and clever and funny and smart by association. here’s another one, because you, michael crowe, are a little like a…