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Category: shit

oh shit my mother's going to kill me for this one.

Posted on 19/08/200928/11/2013

she knows i love her, but this story has to be told. so we’re gearing up for a monster family function in a couple weeks. now this isn’t like the kind of family functions you have. because i have: two parents, four sisters, one brother, one sister-in-law, three brothers-in-law, 12 nieces and nephews between the…

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aweseome line from a movie #1

Posted on 30/07/200928/11/2013

“His words were like bullets, he could kill you with a comma.” i can’t remember if the movie’s any good or not, i saw it a long time ago, it was released in 1989, i think. hey, ‘evil genius’ or you, ‘bastard’ or you ‘mr hollywood’, if any of you are reading this, you guys…

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the critic thinks this is only a little bit shit.

Posted on 23/07/200928/11/2013

‘the critic’ sits across from me at my day job. i’m kind of a wanna be art director, but she is the real thing. we spend close on 9 hours a day together. she is very smart and has talent coming out of her ears. i once read somewhere about the writers who worked on…

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if monday didn't exist would tuesday be the new monday?

Posted on 13/07/2009

for monday: for tuesday:

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